Asian Stereotypical Jobs

"Hey mommy, i want to be a fireman when i grow up."

"...WHAT THE FUCK, WE COME TO AMERICA TO GIVE YOU BETTER LIFE AND YOU WANT TO BE FIREMAN."

"But mommy they are helping people."

"SO, SO WHO CARE CAN YOU SUPPORT FAMILY WITH JOB LIKE FIREMAN."

Yep, that's how Asian parents are to picking jobs that aren't doctor, engineer, accountant, lawyer, or any other career like that. The reason why is that these jobs are stable and will always be needed, for example no matter how advanced our species will get we will still need doctors to help the sick. Asian parents want their children to never be without a job which is good but annoying since other jobs especially artistic ones are extremely frowned upon.
This true Asian stereotype is exercised every day when the parent tells the child they must be a doctor in the future and go to Harvard medical school. And that concludes this post peace out squintys :D.

The Talk

"Come here son, i going to explain the birds and the bees."

"You mean the sex talk dad."

"Wait, wtf perverted child, i was going to talk about the different wing spans of them."

"... -__-"y

The topic today is how Asian parents don't give their children "The talk" aka a talk about sex and growing up. This is actually really good for Asian children, i mean how awkward would it be for a Asian dad who barely understands English to explain stuff about sex. The thing is nowadays, by age 13 you pretty much know every sick thing their is to know, either from T.V., friends, or weird Internet pop-ups.
All in all either Asian parents don't know what the talk even is which is great, or their smart enough to not put their children in that awkward situation. But, really i don't give a shit as long as i don't have to hear my dad trying to pronounce penis is an Chinese accent.

ASIANS DONT EAT DOGS

"Ok man i have to go eat now see ya"

"Wait what are you having, let me guess... dog"

What the Confucius, of course we don't freaking eat dogs in the 20th century. The topic of discussion today is how Asians still eat dogs to this day. First of all, ok i will admit Asians did eat dogs in the past but i mean, back then you eat what you have to eat to survive. For example, you don't see people still dissing the Aztecs for eating snakes, or Spain for eating horses (Who they still do just in certain parts). Furthermore, people in America, we eat complete shit that's been mixed and changed into food. Hot dogs, you don't want to know whats in them, but yet people only remember Asians eating dogs. I don't know if its because dogs are pretty much like humans to some people which is why they are not forgotten, or just that their are some racist jerks out there still spreading it. I would go by both because i mean look at the picture i have up there, some asshole decided it would be funny to portray Asians like that.

Thats all for now but stay tuned for more rants.

Asian Sports

Today i am going to talk about the sports Asians play, first off these sports are usually tennis and swimming. Later, i will be explaining why Asians all do these sports but firstly, the main pressing force to participate in these is. ASIAN PARENTS (That pops up a lot). Furthermore if you want to do another sport such as soccer or basketball your Asian parent would 9 times out of 10 be like, "WTF no, no do other sport, only do tennis and swim." And if you so much as to even mention a violent sport like football or boxing (Martial Arts is the exception because everyone knows Asians do Martial Arts -__-) your parent would probably punish you severely for thinking of it, no joke.

Ok, now the reason why most Asians do only sports like tennis and swimming. The reason is all these sports are solo (With the exception of doubles in tennis, or relays in swimming) and are popular enough to get recognition for the player. Also these sports are relatively low risk since there are no physical occurrences with other players. To dumb it down, we play these sports to stand out in a safe sport to hopefully get recognized by a good college. Yep, always goes back to college.

Personally i play tennis but if anyone does any other sports than i would love to hear, it can be anything even curling lol.

Asians + College = Bias

Today i am going to talk about a cycle that ultimately is unfair and biased toward Asians. What i am talking about, is the process by which Asians try to get into college. So what happens first is that Asian parents force their kids to try harder then normal kids so that they can get into a good college, then when they get into a good college because their grades are so high colleges assume all Asians are smarter than others which is why they can get in with such high marks. Slowly this bias builds up and soon Asians become graded harder and harder because they have the reach the level their predecessors have met. Soon Asians have to try extremely hard to even compete normally because Asians behind them have raised the bar. Do you see this cycle, because all Asians tried hard, Asians now have to try even harder. This process keeps repeating and makes Asians have to work even harder. If all of us just got shitty grades then the bias would go back down but since Asian parents wont allow that, it will never happen. Yep, we are killing ourselves by being smart, never heard that one before. God, it sucks to be Asian sometimes. (I used Asian like twenty times in this post -__-)

Communism sucks why do you support it... I never even said I did

Communism, China's way of government, which in western civilizations is usually considered a sort of "Dictatorship". I may not know all the details about communism but one thing i do know is that if you are Asian then somewhere in your life i guarantee you that some person will try to convince you how horrible communism is, and how we could possibly support it when we never say we do. What it is, is that since we look Asian and most people instantly think all Asians are Chinese, and Chinese people live in china (No duh) that we support China's way. I'm not saying no Asian supports it I'm saying that you cant just assume something and start on a rant about communism just because we are Asian. For instance look at Americas government i know tons of people who don't believe the government is doing the right things, probably more than half the country doesn't. This goes the same for Chinese people, just because we are from china, and half the time we were born in America, doesn't mean we agree with our homelands government. I hope this has given you something to think about, that Asians do not all believe in a Communist government. 

Kung Fu- Asians are born knowing it

There is this stereotype that, all Asians in the world know Kung Fu, it doesn't matter if we do Karate or Tae Kwon Do some people will only ever see Asians as Kung Fu practitioners. It may seem nice that people automatically assume hey hes squinty he can probably whoop my ass, but when using this stereotype many use it mockingly. For example at my old school their was this really retarded (Retarded as in assholish) group of racist... umm how do i put this lightly, group of Latinos that were always dissing Asians at our school. So one day one of their posse comes up to me and intentionally shoulder bumps me hard. This made me drop all of my stuff and i was already tired of their shit so i got ready to freaking yell him out. So then the jerk goes like "HA HA HA, look guys this stupid yellow is probably is going to attack me with his "Kung Fu"".
Now for this part don't tell me "Oh fighting is bad, you could get in serious trouble when you could just talk it out". Screw that, nobody treats me that way, so what i did was i punched him in the stomach and threw him to the ground by putting my foot behind his and slamming him on his chest. To top it off after he was down i said "I don't to Kung Fu bitch, i do Tae Kwon Do". Yep, i thought i would regret it later but since none of the teachers or staff liked the group since they always caused trouble they just sorta looked the other way when it happened. Yep, being Asian comes with being mocked for supposedly doing a martial art.